Let me think I’m the funniest guy you know: Ladies, we don’t like when you’re laughing too hard at another man’s jokes. Unless we’re at a comedy club or he’s your father, there’s no reason for that.
Or how about you come to accept the fact that you have a small penis and I’ll laugh at whatever/whoever I damn well please.
You want me to think you’re funny? Be funny.
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- dandylionblood said: love youuuu
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- bbc03isstillhere said: If you don’t like the fact that we laugh harder at other men’s jokes, maybe you should be funnier.
- 5east said: I think the best one on that list is the “Hey, men can cook too… as long as you wait until after the sports game to ask! Men eat salads too… as long as they have bacon on them!”
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- scoldylox said: Bitch, are you Eddie Izzard and I’m currently in the mood for one of your specials? Then you’re not the funniest guy I know. Get over it.
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